LESSONS FROM THE REAL WORLD

"Those who preserve their integrity, remain unshaken by the storms of daily life."

• Living well really IS the best revenge.


• Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


• You only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.


• When baking, follow directions carefully. When cooking on top of the stove, go by your own taste.


• Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you respond to it.


• The two most essential phrases for a happy relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right."


• Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect, it just means you decided to see beyond the imperfections and be happy anyway.


• If you woke up breathing, be thankful! You have another chance!


• Being miserable because of a former relationship just proves that the other person was right about you.


• Real friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.


• If he or she says that you are too good for them - believe it.


• You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.


• You should lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.


• Learn from the mistakes of others.


• You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

~~ Author Unknown ~~